Not a Boy , Not yet a Man

She Cried

Friday, April 20, 2007, 4/20/2007 05:41:00 PM

Last night, Paul TwoHill came to Gyu-Kaku to have dinner with i think 3 of his collegues. Well, this is the first time I'm serving a celebrity. His hair was like one of my colleague, Janice and she was there laughing and claiming that he is her brother... *.*" Well, indeed it looks alike, maybe because both of their hair look oily... =)

And after this incident with the "Hill", I have a night dream. I dreamt that i was a participants in Singapore idol with Ter and Ler and the audition place is non other than my grandma place. Ya, dont be surprise. Its in my grandma place. Afterall, dreams are suppose to be funny... Than when its my turn to sing, I reluctant because I have a bad voice...(In the dream but also in real life) ='( But I still pick up my courage and sing a Chinese song... I forget wats the song title is and gradually I got into the final and both Ter and Ler didnt. So sad =') After that my singing started to improve greatly and I got into the grand final... Than.... I woke up from my dream. arghhh. Why cant I dream finish first than let me wake up!! Was trying to get back to sleep but realise that im gonna be late for a morning movie session with KA, Amber and Dennis. I dragged myself out from my bed... Dennis last minute have a bad headache so she cant join us. Hope you are well~ Maybe KA is not beside you ba. =X

We have Ya Kun for our breakfast and we went to watch 200pound beauty... A beautiful korean comedy cum romantic movie. Yea. It can make you laugh.. It can also make you cry. Well, I laughed but im not the person who cried... Its a young girl sitting beside me.. While watching the part where the girl start confessing to the guy about all the thing, I heard someone sniffing... So i turn my head to the right and saw tears rolling down the girl cheeks. So as to prevent the cinema from flooding, I pass her a piece of tissue paper. For me, the defination of "Nice Movie" is a movie which will excite your emotion and it shows on her. Overall, i gave this movie an 8.5/10 rating.

OK. Amber I didnt say you are that little girl.. See I so good rite?? Hehe =P

Cheers all~

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LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH

Friday, April 13, 2007, 4/13/2007 02:53:00 PM

LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH

A Son's Bad Dream

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."

The bomb and the pilot

3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.

Decomposing

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward ! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.
By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music. "Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously. "He's decomposing!"

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you think its funni juz laugh ur lungs out but if you dont just like me, just laugh ur shit out...

~Cheers all
Take Care~

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Tickle test

Wednesday, April 04, 2007, 4/04/2007 06:12:00 PM

Ricky, the emoticon that represents you best is the Sticking-Tongue-Out Face :-P

What's so funny? You are! That's why the emoticon that represents you best is as good-humored as you. No matter if knock-knock jokes, sarcasm, or slapstick get you going, it's clear that you've got more than a couple funny bones in your body.

Getting a laugh out of people isn't always easy, but it seems second nature to you. You're not one to take life too seriously, and you know firsthand that laughter really is the best medicine. It's no wonder people know to look no further than you when they want to have a laugh. Late-night TV had better look out. A hilarious new comic could be on the rise!

http://web.tickle.com/tests/emoticon/

Ricky, you should pick your Funny Friend

Seriously, there's nothing like spending time with the person who just naturally brings out your sunny, and funny, side. Who wants to be dour and sour? Your upbeat attitude and appreciation for the lighter moments in life is what seals the deal for you and the resident comedian in your life. You know who we're talking about — the friend with the one-liners, the quick wit, the insightful commentaries on life's absurdities — the friend who can make you laugh even when they're poking fun at you.

But even if they are telling a joke at your expense, you know you can count on them to keep you young at heart, laid-back, and fun-loving. When it comes down to it, would you want it to be any other way? No way!

http://web.tickle.com/tests/friendship/

=)

Cheers~

Sleep Sleep Sleep

4/04/2007 04:04:00 PM

Yea!!! I pass my Maths SupPer. Haiz. Cant blame.. Im a smart students. =)

Well, has not been sleepin in my bed for almost 3 nights. Went for my AC chalet at Sentosa and after that, went for April Birthday chalet at Pasir Ris.

Eat Drink Play Enjoy (z.Z)"

Well. the AC chalet was quite happening. We Eat, Drink, Play, Enjoy.Didnt sleep in the 1st night. After BBQ, we went to play some cards game and Hui Shan lost. So we throw her down into the swimming pool. Oh not we, is they, im just helping them throw her down the swimming pool... not once but thrice =) Faezhal also got thown because she is the organiser. Somemore, its in the middle of the nights... Just hope that they dont catch a cold.

After that we watch 300 the movie from duke lappy. Heads, hands, legs, bodys were flying everywhere but quite a nice movie although i didnt get to see the starting and ending parts. After that, some of us played mahjong... Thought that i can make them bankrupt but i only lost 40cents. ='(

Its almost morning and we played some card games again. Saw some of them swimming in the pool and so I went to joined them. Woo~ Long time never swim in the morning ler. After that we head for the beach. Because im a typical Kiasu Singaporean, i cover my body with both suntan lotion and sunblock lotion because i wanted to get a good tan but without any sunburnt. Im so Clever! =) Played beach soccer, freesbi and swimming in the sea.

While playing, WeiCheng got knock onto his nose by Duke kneecap and was bleeding. Maybe he cant resist all those bikini girls on the beach ba. =) So Duke and I accompany him to see doctor at a clinic in Vivocity. But the clinic doctor skill was too lousy and so he transfer us to SGH-Sure Go Home hospital and the bad news came... He need to undergo surgery because the nasal bone got fractured. Indeed he got go home but he need to make an appointment on another day for the surgery. =( Hope he get well soon.

After that we went back to Sentosa, have a bath and went to watch the new Song Of The Seas at Siloso beach. Woo~ The show was nice although it last only for 30mins. The water dancing with the music, the laser, fire, lights make it a very spectacular show. After that we went back to our chalet and i cannot tahan anymore and slept on the chalet floor. Wake up in the middle of the night because the air-con was too cold and went to the Daytona chair to sleep. Ha. Didn know that I can also fell asleep on the Daytona chair.

Wake up at around 7 and body was aching. Went back into the room and almost everyone was awake and we talk a lot of crap. We played Game of Life after that and left the chalet at around 1100pm and reach harbourfront for our breakfast. After that we found a place to take a nap and woke up at around 3pm and went to Sakae Sushi to have our dinner. Woo~ Eat a lot of sushi and was super duper full and it only cost $16 per person. Quite cheap huh.

After that Duke and me went for our Dance classes. This time round I think i learned the steps faster... Afterall, im a clever students . =P After the dance lesson, we went to April birthday chalet. I ate a few BBQ nuggets and went to sleep... again. Ha. So so tired.

Hope that life can be so Fun Everyday Everyhour Everyminute Everysecond

Cheers everyone~

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