AWWA volunteer work
Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 12/19/2007 10:50:00 PM
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionateWITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girlsAND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: * birthdays* anniversaries* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
9 WORDS WOMEN USE ·
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. ·
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. ·
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. ·
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ·
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) ·
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. ·
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. ·
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU! .
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
AWWA Volunteering work
Went to AWWA to do volunteer work again today. Its my 1st time to AWWA and we went into a free training facilities room for the children over there. At 1st was quite lost and dunno what to do. But after you interact with the children, you get the hang of it on how to take care of them. Woo~ tired but you will feel happy after doing something that contribute back to the society.
The job of a child is to strengthen urself for the future
The job of a youth is to give back to the society
The job of an adult is to work hard for the future
The job of a senior citizen is to enjoy the fruit of your labour
I must say that I am very proud their parents. Even though their children need special needs and care, they didnt even have the thoughts of abandon their kids, they chose to grit their teeth and welcome them to this world full of challenges and accompany their children through all those challenges, trying their best to make their children enjoy and smile everyday. *3 claps for them. CLAPS CLAPS CLAPS
3 habits that I wish to change:
1. Lateness. Im always late. I can be late for either a short 4mins or a long 1hr. Must be early next time.
2. Stubborness. Stubborness can make urself unhappy and people around you unhappy too. Must try my best to learn to accomodate others people idea.
3. Sleep late night. I know that when im tired, I will have a change of mood. A tired Ricky is an attitude Ricky. This will cause people around me to feel uneasy. =(
Will try my best to change my habits. Action speak louder than words. =D
~Cheers
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