ANUS=Advanced NUS
Friday, January 18, 2008, 1/18/2008 11:51:00 PM
ANUS=Advanced NUSAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
All the other body parts laughed at the rectumand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.Within a few days,the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated,the legs got wobbly,the eyes got watery,and the blood was toxic.They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.The Moral of the story?The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
Everyone have a purpose in this world
Nobody works alone
Never
Yeaterday DPA tryout. Was stress to the max ok. Luckily, seeing some of their faces make feel that i'm not alone. Arghh. Why must projects and commitments have to come at the same time. Cause me to hug the buddha leg again!! This cause me to panick!! AHMITABHA!! Please give me another chance, don't kick me away! I will be guai guai I promise. *.*" Sorry to anyone if I did anything that make you feel bad yesterday. Woo~ When the things get started, thats when my stress level subside. No more last minute work for me please.
I needed an pervsonelly Engalishe tutora. Mie engalishe canot made it to the max!! Sumone plz made me speak goud engalishe plz. The leaste I didn't "what thing need on my logical side". =)
Woo~ Went to Top Table today at Temasek Culinary Academy with Fae, SY, WZ, Stac & QJ. It's a fine dining restaruant run by Temasek Stundents. Well, from my point of view, I think the food is quite nice. Love the prawn and fillet. But one think I don't like is the manager. Always diaoing the waiter and waitresses. Always trying to spot their mistake. Look so stern eh. Was wondering why people want to take a diploma certificate just to be a waiter or waiteress? Hmm...
Love your highness love your smiles =D
To Hurt,We often think that things will always be "happily ever after"But we doesn't know that accidents do happenBut when accidents do happen, miracles also doSo don't be sadMiracles will happenFate is giving you a better optionYou may meet a better someone拿得起 放得下(can take up, can put down)If you fall, get upDon't curse and swearcause its not your faultits not his/her fault eitherDon't be afraid because of another set backIf not, it is called giving upIf you give u, you will never find your true happinessIt is importantNot only to YouBut to MeTo EverybodyWithout happiness, life is nothing more than a show So stand up, and get back to what you are suppose to doI will give you my supportBe strongDon't make any decision when you are hot headed nowThe decision may be regretful thenCheers~
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