What is marketing?
Monday, January 28, 2008, 1/28/2008 12:03:00 PM
What is marketing ?1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing'
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition'
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ' That's Customer Feedback '
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share'
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets '
Went to Tampines Mall to scout for more new year clothes with Ao and Ler. But everything look so same. Need to go hipper place to shop. Than mum called ask whether want to go Chinatown eat. Long time no family outing so decided to go. Its great to go out with your parents eh. They pay you just eat. They pay you just try. They pay you just say.
Went to a Tim Sum Restaruant called Tak Po at Chinatown. Dunno whether am I hungry or not, when I sit down, I immediately stuffed food into my mouth. Tsiu Mai, Chicken feet, Chee chong fan, Ha Kau, Tofu, Seafood Cake, Porridge and many more. Thanks to someone who tempt me with Canadian Pizza, make my stomach growl when i'm on bus. Yes, I love eating. The food was nice and also cheap!! All this came to only $50+ and we have 5 of us.
Walking back to mum's car where we saw a potrait that says "Don't Get Angry". Theres two language, chinese and english. Mum wanted to buy it because she say we siblings always quarrel, so she want to hang it at home. But quite expensive, so in the end, she didn't buy. However, I copy it in my phone.
For those who always get angry, here it goes:
"Don't Get Angry"
Life is like a drama after all
To know one another is a valuable chance
It is hard to cherish it till old ages
Is it worthy to nourish them all?
To be furious over trivial matters
is meaningless and will resented of
so others feel angry yet I do not
illness due it will not be accounted for
Who will become happy should I die for anger?
Its harmful and wasteful overall
Compare not with friends and neighbours
For children trifles let them go
Stay close together for better and for worse
Even fairies would envy such couples of the world
Cheers~
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