PRECIOUS SHIT
Monday, April 27, 2009, 4/27/2009 09:46:00 PM
PRECIOUS SHITWARNING: Do not eat in front of your computer before, during and after reading this post. If you are and your food shit out from your mouth, do not blame the person who wrote this post which is me la.I would like to announce that...I HATE TAMPINES 1 TOILET BOWL!!!!!!!!!It was DAMN shitty to shit on the new toilet bowl!!Yuo know, I was working on this particular day where suddenly, my shit hole was contracting real hard and of course it is an indication that I need to shit. So I went up to the toilet and found a clean toilet bowl to feed on my shit. Of course, I take off my pants and sit on the comfortable toilet sit and than I kek my shit out...And while I was enjoying the feeling of being in heaven(imagine the day where you need the toilet to relieve your unwanted food so badly that you run to the toilet, take off your pants kan chiongly and sit on the toilet bowl and relieve it, thats the feeling of being in heaven), and with shit still coming out, the toilet bowl suddenly FLUSH on me!!! Chicken Egg Cake. It makes my shit shoot back into its chamber and makes me jump up from the toilet bowl to prevent the water from spraying onto my buttock. Somemore, the flushing of water was quite strong. As it is a sensored toilet bowl, you have to sit up straight without leaning forward as the sensor can't detect you and it will cause the toilet bowl to flush. So this time round, I sit up straight to let the damn sensor know that someone is shitting right now and ask it not to flush. While I was indulging myself in the enjoyment of "feeling in heaven", I starts to forget that I need to sit upright and lean forward again. Then, the damn toilet bowl flush again!! Wa lan eh. It makes my shit shoot back again. Wah. Damn fustrating you know. And this doesn't happen in twice, it happens 4 times!!! Imagine your shit shoot back into your shit hole for 4 times, how do you feel?!?!? Somemore, it came so suddenly that your buttock sure kena water one. If want to have this kind of toilet bowl, at least can put a voice sensor that will warn you that the toilet bowl is flushing like "Warning, the toilet bowl is going to swallow your shit in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 *flush*". At leaste can give people 5 seconds of preparing. With the 5 seconds, I can quickly kek my shit out before jumping out from the sit. Like that more fun what. Somemore, water is precious. Is my shit really that precious that you have to flush 4times??Tsk Tsk Tsk!!Hong Kong trip Day 5 will be updated soonHello SY=DDCheers~*.*"
Unresistable foodies
Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 4/22/2009 10:24:00 PM
Unresistable foodiesArghh! Working in Tampines 1 is burning a big hole in my pocket!! One meal and I could easily spent around $8-$10. It was because the foodie over there was seriously delicious and unresistable!! I bought an Almond Pretzel from Auntie Anne for around $3.20 and it was seriously nice. It was very fragrantly cooked and with the sweetness of the caremel... Whao Delisious neh!!Also today, thanks to my colleague for queueing up and help me buy, I finally got the chance to eat the Shanghainese hand-made pan fried steamed bun from Luo Chun Ge!! It cost $3 for 5 mini buns but it was really delicious. It was so delicious that you have to queue long long for it. And everytime when there is no queue, it just means "Bun sold out. Try harder next time" because the bun was way too delicious. There is a special way of eating it where you first have to pork a hole into the bun, than you have to sip out the little soup inside the bun, after that, put the bun into your mouth... Whao, the slightly crispy and burnt base with the mouth-watery filling inside the bun really makes me hard to describe the feeling... Awww!! Nice nice nice!! Whats make it nicer is because you have to queue up to buy it. And after buying it, you will have an additional sense of achievement!! Maybe that is the Singaproe Kiasu Syndrom i'm talking about. LOL. I may be a bit exaggerating but it was really delicious!! 100% should try.I just love foodies!! Shall continue my adventure of finding foodies next timeYada!! Tomorrow my off day!! can look for sy=DD
Cheers~*.*"
Hong Kong Shen Zhen Day 4 trip
Friday, April 17, 2009, 4/17/2009 02:13:00 PM
Hong Kong Shen Zhen Day 4 trip posted! Visit www.di-footprint.blogspot.com for the trip!! Cheers~*.*"
Courage
Thursday, April 16, 2009, 4/16/2009 08:59:00 PM
CourageI have just been told that I will be working as a full time!! Have to commit for this job right now so will be abit busy. =( Sy=DD sad =( And yea. Tomorrow is my 1st off day!! It is not a very pleasant news. But I know that I have to be strong to face it. I need to be strong for myself and for others. I need to stay positive. Emotions can be controlled:When you are angry, tell yourself, is it really to spoil your mood over this thing? Pick up your courage and move on.When you are sad, tell youself, crying doesn't solve anything. Pick up your courage and face it.When you are afraid, tell yourself, thinking of it doesn't change anything. Stay positive, pick up your courage and fight against it.When you are happy, tell yourself, this is what it is, enjoy it.I will never falterCheers~*.*"
New found enjoyment
Tuesday, April 14, 2009, 4/14/2009 09:33:00 PM
New found enjoymentWork has been boring sometimes when there are no customer. I just hope that there will be a constant stream of customer asking me to find the shoe sizes for them because I like to climb up and down to search for the shoes, and time past faster doing that.I have just bought the drama "The Legend of the Condo Heroes" and am addicted to it. I have also found a new enjoyment in my life. Sitting at my comfortable sofa, watching The Legend of the Condo Heroes, sipping on a cup of Bailey's coffee and munching on the delicious prawn crackers and have a very good sleep after the effect of alcohol... That was the best enjoyment of life when you are slacking!! It will be my routine for tonight again=DI fall in love with Tampines 1 after I shop around their basement 1 during my dinner break. They have this Yama dunno what bread shop and their bread was very special. For example, they have this mochi bread and wasabi bread which is quite special. I also bought a bread with almond chips on top which is god damn suit my taste!!! And each cost only 65 cents but of course, the size is smaller. After that, I went to buy a crispy chicken at this shop called "Xiao Pa Wang" which was opened by Jeff Wang selling Taiwanese food. Gonna try their mee sua tomorrow. I just love eating the food offered in Tampines 1! Had recieved an email that say that there will be a Tsunami on the 22nd of July and it will affect Singapore. How How How?? I live in Tampines eh. Just like what SY=DD friend say, Tampines will be jialat if it really happens because East Coast Park and Pasir Ris water will BANG into Tampines which will have double impact. So now how?? I want to go buy a float on 21st July, anyone want to accompany me?? Tomorrow gonna work morning shift. Good night=DCheers~*.*"
happy birthday yong liang
Sunday, April 12, 2009, 4/12/2009 09:31:00 PM
Happy Birthday Yong LiangIm back to update my life again.Life has been good for me this past few days.Went for Yong Liang 21st birthday. Happy 21st Birthday YongLiang!! You finally reached the age of freedom!! It was fun seeing your face as red as Guan Gong(Guan Yu). And thanks for asking us "Am I a good host anot"? Yup you are a very good host!! Played mahjong on the 1st night but I give up and sleep till the next morning while SY=DD was down there working very hard. For the 2nd night, we eat cae, eat buffet, play mahjong and played the addictive wii game where you need to hold on the "controller" and move ur hand while playing. Currently working at Adidas Tampines 1 outlet. It was good working over there. You won't feel bored as there are flow of customers and time past quite fast while you are busy. May be converted to full time soon. I dunno whether it is good or bad but of course I hope it will be good! Will update Hong Kong day 4 soon. Stay tune=DCheers~*.*"
Announcement
Wednesday, April 08, 2009, 4/08/2009 10:48:00 PM
AnnouncementHong Kong Day 3 has been posted!! Visit www.di-footprint.blogspot.com!!
Cheers~*.*"
Mens' Talk
4/08/2009 01:03:00 AM
Mens' Talk I woke up at 1 plus this morning and thanks mum for buying me white carrot cake with chilli which was one of my favourite Singaporean food. While eating, my mum came back from somewhere and said "I thought you today have medical checkup at 235pm?" Oh Shit. It was 2pm already and I actually forgot that I have a medical checkup and so I quickly drove her car for my virgin visit to Tan Tock Seng Hospital.
Due to my carelessness, I actually left my handphone and wallet in the car and after I finished my checkup and went back to check on my handphone, I saw an unknown missed call and a message from my brother in law that reads "people from Addidas looking for you". I was quite elated when reading it because I went for an interview previously with someone(I'm can't say the person name for this) and I think we both got into the job. I quickly called back the number and true enough, I was hired for the job at Addidas new branch at the going to be opened soon shopping centre at Tampines. However, I have to start work on Friday and I agreed to it when I have something on in the evening. Maybe I was too happy that I didn't realise about it. Now have to call back to check whether can I change my starting work day not. Addidas here I come!!I find this msn conversation really interesting:
Hey girls, just to let you know that this is what mens' talk is all about. So the reason why you are not suppose to be around or hear when your guy friend or boyfriend is having a mens' talk is because of this =D
Hong Kong Day 3 will be updated soon. Look out for it!
Cheers~
*.*"
The Maid Song
Monday, April 06, 2009, 4/06/2009 10:22:00 AM
The Maid SongI doesn't have to but I know I need to
It's my fault and I sincerely feel sorry and apologise
I know it is not just a simple sorry that could solve everything
That's why I rushed to save it
And I did save it
and
I didn't even need a thank you
cause I know it is my fault
I just need everything to be smooth
I just need you to be cool
but...
What do I get in return I asked myself?
Blames...
Slaps on the face...
Additional demands...
Command to pick up things...
ChorusTell me do I deserve all this?
Tell me do I deserve all this?
I feel like a maid
But even a maid will escape from the window grills
Even a maid will find chances to escape
A cool maid song =D
Cheers~
*.*"
Gym/Swim/Suana
4/06/2009 02:25:00 AM
Gym/Swim/SuanaHong Kong Day 2 Trip has been posted!! Do visit www.di-footprint.blogspot.com!! Yesterday, went to look for jobs with Chee Hiang at Orchard Road. We went to Takashimaya Recruit Express office but sad to say, it didn't operates during the weekend. Thus we walk towards HMV in search for jobs and came to an addidas shop and I told the staff that we are looking for a job and they pass us an applicaton form. I really hope that I could get his job. Whats more, addidas is opening a new outlet at the new Tampines shopping centre-Central 1. Hope that I will get the job and also get allocated to the new shop!!After that, we meet up with YeSheng before proceeding to Fiona condo to fully utilise thier facilities. We went there for a gym session, a swimming session and a suana session. It was fun after all three session especially during the swimming part where I was running around the swimming pool like mad dog because the 2 other pigs are trying to take off my pants.After that it was a short 1 round mahjong session at Fiona house. Yes!! I won and break my losing streak!! I earned myself a cold tau hua and 2 portugal egg tarts which was duly paid when we go for supper at Rochar Tau Hua at Geylang. After that, it was sightseeing time for them while I was really concentrating my eyes on driving.After that we went for dessert at Bugis famous Ah Chew dessert shop before sending Chee Hiang home while I drove YeSheng back to Geylang again to satisfy his craving for sightseeing while I was really concentrating on driving.Thanks to a knock on my car bumper and the burning smell that YeSheng was saying, I quickly drove my car out of the highway and into the carpark to check for any abnormality. Luckily it was just a scare.Today, went to The Cathay to catch The Confession of a Shopaholic with SY=DD. It was a good movie to watch. Some of the scene really makes me laugh my stomach out. A must watch movie if you are feeling moody.We went to have our dinner at Astons. It was the usual fully packed situation. I wonder what makes Astons so popular and I think it is because of their affordable price which is also good in quality befor homing sweet home.SY=DD is starting her SIP tomorrow. Don't be nervous. Trust me everything will go smoothly tomorrow!!Cheers~*.*"
I guides chalet
Thursday, April 02, 2009, 4/02/2009 06:31:00 PM
I guides ChaletWent for I Guides chalet at Aranda Country Club at Downtown East. I like the place as it is spacious and quite luxurious also not to say that it is conveniently located inside Downtown east where you can buy and entertain yourself without the hassle of travelling far out. I want to book it for my 21st Birthday!!Spent most of the time playing Mahjong and sad to say that I lost abit. Recently, have been hearing quite a bit of bad news. It is a shock but I just hope that I could help. Just hope that whatever rain it may be, the sun will come out eventually. I pray for you*s.What's on my mind:I am searching for a Job!! Anyone can introduce me to one??Hong Kong Day 2 to be uploaded real soon!I am addicted to Texas Holdem Poker in Facebook. Wish me luck to beat the shitty Yeshie so that I can show off to him. Any donation is welcome also.I am a pathetic waiting for my brain to burstCheers~*.*"
