PRECIOUS SHIT
Monday, April 27, 2009, 4/27/2009 09:46:00 PM
PRECIOUS SHITWARNING: Do not eat in front of your computer before, during and after reading this post. If you are and your food shit out from your mouth, do not blame the person who wrote this post which is me la.I would like to announce that...I HATE TAMPINES 1 TOILET BOWL!!!!!!!!!It was DAMN shitty to shit on the new toilet bowl!!Yuo know, I was working on this particular day where suddenly, my shit hole was contracting real hard and of course it is an indication that I need to shit. So I went up to the toilet and found a clean toilet bowl to feed on my shit. Of course, I take off my pants and sit on the comfortable toilet sit and than I kek my shit out...And while I was enjoying the feeling of being in heaven(imagine the day where you need the toilet to relieve your unwanted food so badly that you run to the toilet, take off your pants kan chiongly and sit on the toilet bowl and relieve it, thats the feeling of being in heaven), and with shit still coming out, the toilet bowl suddenly FLUSH on me!!! Chicken Egg Cake. It makes my shit shoot back into its chamber and makes me jump up from the toilet bowl to prevent the water from spraying onto my buttock. Somemore, the flushing of water was quite strong. As it is a sensored toilet bowl, you have to sit up straight without leaning forward as the sensor can't detect you and it will cause the toilet bowl to flush. So this time round, I sit up straight to let the damn sensor know that someone is shitting right now and ask it not to flush. While I was indulging myself in the enjoyment of "feeling in heaven", I starts to forget that I need to sit upright and lean forward again. Then, the damn toilet bowl flush again!! Wa lan eh. It makes my shit shoot back again. Wah. Damn fustrating you know. And this doesn't happen in twice, it happens 4 times!!! Imagine your shit shoot back into your shit hole for 4 times, how do you feel?!?!? Somemore, it came so suddenly that your buttock sure kena water one. If want to have this kind of toilet bowl, at least can put a voice sensor that will warn you that the toilet bowl is flushing like "Warning, the toilet bowl is going to swallow your shit in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 *flush*". At leaste can give people 5 seconds of preparing. With the 5 seconds, I can quickly kek my shit out before jumping out from the sit. Like that more fun what. Somemore, water is precious. Is my shit really that precious that you have to flush 4times??Tsk Tsk Tsk!!Hong Kong trip Day 5 will be updated soonHello SY=DDCheers~*.*"
